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Fri, 05 Apr 2013 17:10:37 -0400

native-detroiter: silversundancer: Homeless mother who sent...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:49:33 -0500

silversundancer:

Homeless mother who sent six-year-old son to better school in the wrong town jailed for five years

A mother who pleaded guilty to fraudulently enrolling her six-year-old son in the wrong school district has been sentenced to five years in prison.

Tonya McDowell sent her son to an elementary school in Norwalk, Connecticut, instead of her home city of Bridgeport.

The 34-year-old, who was homeless when she was charged with felony larceny last year, said she wanted the best education possible for the boy.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2108733/Homeless-mother-Tanya-McDowell-sent-son-6-better-school-wrong-town-jailed-years.html#ixzz2MmOPkvDf

Where are all the people talking about justice is blind? Cause I fail to see how this warrants five fucking years in prison. There are violent crimes people have committed and gotten a lesser sentence. But let’s remember Tonya McDowell is a poor WoC, so she’s gonna get shit on either way.

sigfodr: A version for tumblr that can be read without opening...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:02:01 -0500

sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

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Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:52:26 -0500

idiotsonfb: fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook: sounds like a...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:45:32 -0500

idiotsonfb:

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

sounds like a plan.

lls

There's nothing wrong with sex, people.

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 14:46:07 -0500

wrestleforgold:

craving-t0-be-skinny:

claireruns:

thechroniclesofrin:

- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

Reblogging again because this post is so important.

A+

Perfect post.

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Mon, 04 Mar 2013 14:44:09 -0500

urban-g0ddessss: lmaoo

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 21:17:52 -0500

urban-g0ddessss:

lmaoo

chrianna: adorable :)

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 21:16:42 -0500

chrianna:

adorable :)

SO True

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 22:03:47 -0500

SO True

eXACTLY!

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 22:03:21 -0500

eXACTLY!

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Thu, 07 Feb 2013 08:57:21 -0500

hmmmmmmmmmm

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 08:55:57 -0500

hmmmmmmmmmm

h0odrich: aw shit get it wednesday

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 19:47:53 -0500

h0odrich:

aw shit get it wednesday

tyleroakley: What if God was one of us?

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:15:56 -0500

tyleroakley:

What if God was one of us?

Anybody who saw the Academy Award winning movie, The Blind...

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:13:30 -0500

Anybody who saw the Academy Award winning movie, The Blind Side, will be happy to know that Michael Oher is now a Super Bowl champ!

Congrats to all the Ravens on the big win.

-R

kayellegetlo: kawaiiwanka: soyeahimbored: marththebland: I...

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:13:05 -0500

kayellegetlo:

kawaiiwanka:

soyeahimbored:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

I understand what your saying but that doesn’t make this any less awesome. In all honesty I feel like this could have been made for practically nothing and done within ten minutes. A whole ten minutes wasted. At least he is having fun being president unlike the last two.

are you both on crack this is a skit from SNL

Really? Lmfao

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Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:10:38 -0500

lafuckingluna: diaryofakanemem: remember when kids shows were...

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 13:55:54 -0500

lafuckingluna:

diaryofakanemem:

remember when kids shows were awesome

Disney used to be so dope and educational in my day. What happened?

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey From PerezHilton.com/Posted by...

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 10:29:04 -0500

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey

From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,

Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.

Sincerely,

Tina Fey

P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

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